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The truth

M: I’ve got a present for you.
Me: Is it my birthday?
M: No, it is not your birthday.
Me: Is it your birthday?
M: No.
Me: Is it a special day? Why am I getting a present?
M : Because you are old.
(Mr. R snorts a little camouflaged laugh here.)
M (immediately backtracks without batting an eyelid): Because you are new.

 

Image via flickr

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